
Of all posts, this one is going to be the biggest photo exhibition so far. Morty and I walked close to 20kms today, saw a lot, took lots of photos & I'm too tired to type up an entertaining and hilarious anecdote. Pete, I am not at Big Day Out levels, but I am in a somewhat similar predicament. My question to you is, "how does this happen when it's fucking snowing?". Anyways, the day went like this; we walked everywhere! The End... oh and we saw some shit too.

We saw Capital Hill, aimed, walked.

There was snow to frolic and play in.

We saw
Kayne wrestling a horse.

The Amish laughed as they strolled away from the struggling
Kayne and his horse.

Morty stopped to play with his National Monument.

We made it to Capital Hill.

So we instructed a plebeian to capture us in our glory.

Walking by a park we noticed
Kayne had
metamorphosized and taken refuge on a large rock, to think and ponder on his existence.

Then we saw a huge vagina...

... before heading to the National Air and Space Museum where we could touch an actual moon rock.

And see cockpits. Analogue...

... to somewhat digital.

Apollo 11 Command Module. Still in original wrapper. Near new, just missing one hatch. Will trade for a Bentley or a Snickers licked by Michael Jackson.

Oh, and has a burnt ass.

I suppose a really burnt ass.

There were other shuttles.

With cockpits.

Some big phallic, I mean rockets.

Spy plane pilot's survival kit, complete with shark repellent.

A spare lunar module.

And a space toilet. Um...

Oh, and a fucking Hubble Space Telescope!

Some tasty treats.

I had no idea
Kayne was going to be there! Nor did I know he was going to show us his Able-Baker Primate Experimental Capsule and Contour Couch.

The one good Apollo 11 hatch.

Oh yeah, and the fucking Wright Brothers' plane. Yes, the actual Wright Brothers' plane.

Cool old rotary powered plane, complete with huge old school pilot operated machine gun.

After the National Air and Space Museum, we trekked on past the American History Museum to see the 1969 infinity sculpture.

It was rad.

Then we monumented that shit up!

The snow had begun to melt.

About 10kms down, we had made it to the famous
Kayne Memorial.

Isn't he just magnificent?


This was something I had to see, even if it meant adding another 4kms onto our walk. The Iwo Jima Memorial.

Just amazing!

Awesome.

Not so awesome. But an amazing sight nonetheless.

On our way to the White House, we got to see the President. Yep, in one of those three helicopters is Obama. They always travel in three's and no one ever knows in which of the three the President is traveling. This way the terrorists can't get him.

"we're going straight to the White House!" we cried.

But when we got there, they wouldn't let us in. Cause they're Anti-semetic.

Then we noticed that their National Christmas Tree, with it's plaque telling of how important it was to their national pride, was cut down..? WTF?

Oh, and then we saw
Kayne again. So nice to see you.
Location:I St NW,Washington D.C.,United States