Monday, February 28, 2011

Sooo... San Francisco breaths a strange vibe.

Ok, so it's been a while since the last post, partly because I had a few things to sort out that kept my mind on a razor's edge and cause I was busy having fun. Meeting up with Tyler and the group dynamic changing, we found ourselves (well, at least for me) on a roller coaster vibe. I figure it has a lot to do with a communication breakdown and our expectations all being different to each other's. Therefore, we all felt as though we were compromising or some shit. I don't know. We sorted it all out in the end though. Poor planning saw our RV idea scrapped. The cost was so outrageous that it brought stress and gloom into the idea and it became too difficult to make work. Then my plans changed and had me booking out to Los Angeles. I get there on the 1st of March. Situations have also changed regarding my South America plans. Grandad is unwell and Mum has had to head to the UK early, so if I want to spend time with her, grandad and the family, I have to leave Peru for the UK and skip out on Bolivia and Chile.

Anyways, where do I begin? The other day, we were wandering around town when this old hippy dude, rode up in-between us on his pushbike. Pleasantries were exchanged and before we knew it, we were trapped in a bizarre tour of San Francisco; the old hippy our guide. He knew a lot about SF and talked at a lightning pace. He took us everywhere! Through the financial district, Chinatown, little Italy and the oldest part of town, where the gunslingers played and the miners brought in their gold from their claims. He was a really intense guy, who would shuffle quickly down a street, with us three single filed behind him before turning back the way we came to show us something he'd forgotten, all while jumping in and out of weird shops to buy strange vegetable and abalone. "This way guys, this way, this is gonna blow your fucking mind, man" he would go on, a hundred miles an hour "down there, you see that building? That's where the Chinese ran their brothels and sold their gold, that building's intense man, see how it's all projects now, see, it's just like in the old days, with the gold rush, the Chinese were segregated and did business amongst themselves, now the projects are here for the Chinese, they always had to live up the hill, see, cause the others didn't want to walk up the hill, they wanted to stay by the dock, hey guys, come this way, I gotta show you something, real quick, this is going to blow you mind! It is OFF THE HOOK! Man, your gonna love it, this way guys, real quick" he would go on... and on... It was cool though, very cool. Oh, and this was when Morty got attacked by that pirate... "Arrgh, don't lie ta mee, rrrgh".

The hippies bike, out front of a Chinese store as he searched for abalone.

Chinatown goodies.

Shark fins.

Francis Ford Coppola's building.

Tyler and the Hippie.

The first bank in San Francisco.


We're staying in a hostel called the Green Tortoise... This is my bunk (bottom).

The next day saw us walking the streets of San Francisco, through the tourist district, pier 39 & Fisherman's Wharf.

A view of Alcatraz from north SF.

View from Lombard St.

I stopped for a coffee down on Lombard. I was walking on my own at this point... I was in need of some time for myself to reset and soak in the atmosphere of this town and my trip.

I kept walking till night came... alone and enjoying the scenery.

And I found this beautiful art building.

The next day would see us in Alcatraz. I'll write about it tomorrow...

Location:Kearny St,San Francisco,United States

Friday, February 25, 2011

Rewind... How did I get to San Francisco?

The last day in Washington took us to see the Bill of Rights, the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence at the National Archive. We weren't allowed to take photos. Shame, as it was a truly awesome thing to see and I would love to have been able to show you guys and to have had them for my own memory. Oh well. It was rad. After that, we went to the Museum of Natural History. The exhibit I was most impressed with, was the Evolution of Mankind. We were on limited time, so I couldn't take in as much as i would have liked to but nevertheless, I was fucking impressed. I now have a lot of photographs of skulls.

You could take a photo of yourself with a machine that would transpose your face into an image depicting what you would look like as a Homo Heidelbergensis man. Who lived between 700,000 and 200,000 years ago in Africa, Europe and Asia.

Seeing a real Architeuthis specimen was epic too. This one was caught in a fisherman's net off the coast of Mexico.

Also this Coelacanth (pronounced See-La-Kanth) was cool. This one was caught in 1938, which is epic cause scientists thought they became extinct with the dinosaurs 65million years ago.

We found the moose! Look at the moose! Look!


Anyways, DC was a pretty cool time. We walked a lot, saw a lot. Yeah... it was cool. We jumped on our plane to SF and found it to be a fairly empty flight, so we asked the dude sitting with us if he wanted to bail up the back, which he did. That gave us enough space to spread out and lounge the next 6hrs on route. Morty smashed 5hrs playing his new Civilization iPhone game. He is now one with the earth. He's traveled, met a good girl and found Civ for iPhone. I just tried to sleep. I had some success but when we got in, we dropped our shit off in our dorm and hit the town.


First we found a cheap Mexican eatery and scarfed $5 burritos and drank Negra Modelo beers. Onward forth, we find a small bar in North Beach. The others played pool and I sat at the bar chatting to another Aussie and his Californian mate. The Aussie (Rory) was flying home after eight months away. He's studying his PHD in Chemistry and was here working. It was at this bar and the events following that lead me into my first impressions of San Francisco... It is a weird town.


Ever conscious of my budget for this trip, I am now seeing benefit in leaving this country sooner, rather than later. Plus, if I were elsewhere and walking this many miles per day, I'd be doing some good towards contributing to good health. Here, its a marathon to get through most meals. Anyways, back at the bar, we were having an awesome first night, right off the bat of an early morning, a visit to two different museums and a six hour flight while gaining three. I've got a bunch of stories that'll have to be discussed when I get back... they're just too intense and crazy to formulate in this kind of forum. At least for me, as they're happening. I have to tell you guys about the phd chemist dude, the window and how we came to meet Robert; the dude. Oh shit, and the pirate. Hehe, I'll tell you about the pirate. We were on our "tour of SF" with the old hippy and we were, or, Morty was confronted by a homeless dude, grouching for a cigarette. The dude was a full on pirate in looks and voice but wearing dirty and scrubbed modern clothing."Aarrve ya got a cigarette?" he barked! "nah, I'm out" Morty responded, shocked, put off and amused. "You're lyin, ain't ya..? Yarv got a cigarette!" he said with croaking pirate tone. San Francisco is the wharf. The stop and go point for hundreds of sailors. I like to believe that this guy is a product of the bloodline. Morty pulled out his empty packet to prove to him (out of respect for the piracy bloodline) it was empty, when he found a half cigarette bunched up at the bottom of his packet and offered it up. He snatched it up with another "aarrgh!" and hobbled off "rarr"ing and so forth. I turned to Morty and said "did you just get attacked by a pirate?" as we walked off adding more to the SF story file. Anyways, back at the bar...


Location:Broadway,San Francisco,United States

The Blind Post

Tonight, we flew into San Francisco. Met up with Tyler (Morty's Mate) and headed out to see if we could find some bars... & burritos. Sorry, no photo's, I'm... "without appropriate consciousness", we could say. *Drunk n stuff*

Walked up the street, found burritos and beer joint. Enjoyed burritos and beer.
Walked further, found bar. Enjoyed bar... too much.
Walked back to hostel, to the rec room. Enjoyed hostel's rec room... too much!
Met some kids, climbed out the room's window to chill with peeps.
Chilled out in the rec room again... *Plays pool*
Walked\/\/\/\/\/in this direction back to my room.
It was all good until...

Crashed!



Woke up... *break's seal*
Woke up again... "Fucking seal!".
Woke yet again... "This is ridiculous".
Woke for the last time... *Goes to computer room*

Here I am. Writing.


Now it's 6:30am and there's a lady in here cleaning the floor around me, my eyes are burning. Goodnight.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

DC... My Feet Hurt.

Of all posts, this one is going to be the biggest photo exhibition so far. Morty and I walked close to 20kms today, saw a lot, took lots of photos & I'm too tired to type up an entertaining and hilarious anecdote. Pete, I am not at Big Day Out levels, but I am in a somewhat similar predicament. My question to you is, "how does this happen when it's fucking snowing?". Anyways, the day went like this; we walked everywhere! The End... oh and we saw some shit too.

We saw Capital Hill, aimed, walked.

There was snow to frolic and play in.

We saw Kayne wrestling a horse.

The Amish laughed as they strolled away from the struggling Kayne and his horse.

Morty stopped to play with his National Monument.

We made it to Capital Hill.

So we instructed a plebeian to capture us in our glory.

Walking by a park we noticed Kayne had metamorphosized and taken refuge on a large rock, to think and ponder on his existence.

Then we saw a huge vagina...

... before heading to the National Air and Space Museum where we could touch an actual moon rock.

And see cockpits. Analogue...

... to somewhat digital.

Apollo 11 Command Module. Still in original wrapper. Near new, just missing one hatch. Will trade for a Bentley or a Snickers licked by Michael Jackson.

Oh, and has a burnt ass.

I suppose a really burnt ass.

There were other shuttles.

With cockpits.

Some big phallic, I mean rockets.

Spy plane pilot's survival kit, complete with shark repellent.

A spare lunar module.

And a space toilet. Um...

Oh, and a fucking Hubble Space Telescope!

Some tasty treats.

I had no idea Kayne was going to be there! Nor did I know he was going to show us his Able-Baker Primate Experimental Capsule and Contour Couch.

The one good Apollo 11 hatch.

Oh yeah, and the fucking Wright Brothers' plane. Yes, the actual Wright Brothers' plane.

Cool old rotary powered plane, complete with huge old school pilot operated machine gun.

After the National Air and Space Museum, we trekked on past the American History Museum to see the 1969 infinity sculpture.

It was rad.

Then we monumented that shit up!

The snow had begun to melt.

About 10kms down, we had made it to the famous Kayne Memorial.

Isn't he just magnificent?

Kayne... Magnificent!

This was something I had to see, even if it meant adding another 4kms onto our walk. The Iwo Jima Memorial.

Just amazing!

Awesome.

Not so awesome. But an amazing sight nonetheless.

On our way to the White House, we got to see the President. Yep, in one of those three helicopters is Obama. They always travel in three's and no one ever knows in which of the three the President is traveling. This way the terrorists can't get him.

"we're going straight to the White House!" we cried.

But when we got there, they wouldn't let us in. Cause they're Anti-semetic.

Then we noticed that their National Christmas Tree, with it's plaque telling of how important it was to their national pride, was cut down..? WTF?

Oh, and then we saw Kayne again. So nice to see you.

Location:I St NW,Washington D.C.,United States